zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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sailortits:

hey look over there *unfollows you and runs away*

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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
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thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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